109. You gotta wonder what distracted the sons of Fëanor so much they missed entirely Melkor’s visit to Formenos…
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109. You gotta wonder what distracted the sons of Fëanor so much they missed entirely Melkor’s visit to Formenos…

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108. Celegorm made it his mission to bed all of his relatives.
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108. Celegorm made it his mission to bed all of his relatives.

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107. I cant stop thinking about thingol/feanor thanks to the hobbit kink meme. And I need feanor in a dress.
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107. I cant stop thinking about thingol/feanor thanks to the hobbit kink meme. And I need feanor in a dress.

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Anonymous whispered, "hi! i'm the one who sent the caranthir's marry confession. I write you 'beard'. Beard is a couple of a lesbian and a gay who marry to not get out of the closet. It wasn't barren. It's in the urban dictionary."

sorry, i didn’t realize that’s what you meant. you actually typed ‘bear’ without the ‘d’. i always try to fix little mistakes like that when i can. 

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106. Thingol and Melian have to use blindfolds during sex; otherwise Thingol gets entranced by his wife and they don’t get anywhere for several weeks.
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106. Thingol and Melian have to use blindfolds during sex; otherwise Thingol gets entranced by his wife and they don’t get anywhere for several weeks.

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105. Finarfin jerking off while Fëanor is fucking Fingolfin.
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105. Finarfin jerking off while Fëanor is fucking Fingolfin.

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104. I’ll bet jealous Sauron and frustrated Melkor had amazing, vicious sex after that Luthien thing.
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104. I’ll bet jealous Sauron and frustrated Melkor had amazing, vicious sex after that Luthien thing.

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103. I think Númenor looks like a woman spreading her legs.
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103. I think Númenor looks like a woman spreading her legs.

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102. Caranthir married but they never consummated, he and his wife were barren.
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102. Caranthir married but they never consummated, he and his wife were barren.

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